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John Safran's Cooking Show Pilot

A while back one of my friends forwarded me the John Safran’s TV special “John Safran vs God” which left me panting for more. As it turns out, Safran is a bit of a autobiographical essayist with a dash of comedy, and a twist of ballderdashery that reminds of Sasha Baron Cohen’s wiley interviews with unsuspecting participants.

Unlike Cohen though, Safran is right now a new face, still unrecognized by North Americans, allowing him a greater degree of freedom to experiment with various interviews and identities.

I highly encourage you to check out his new show, “John Safran’s Race Relations.” Must warn you that initial impetus for the show is a bit lessened as material wears thin in the latter episodes, but the series is yet another Safran’s personal odyssey exploring his open wish to marry a Eurasian girl (identity yet to be determined) rather than court the local Jewish girls.

But Safran also asks the tough questions. For one, he questions the “stick with your tribe” philosophy which is a somewhat racist and culturally insular, yet socially tolerated position on interracial or better yet, intercultural couples.

However, today I want to share with you the true genious of John Safran: his Master Chef pilot. I must warn you - it is highly graphic and does involve a lot of blood.


Sun, 11/22/2009 - 12:45 Posted by irma |


whoow. that was awesome, and


whoow. that was awesome, and gross! I just vomited a little. But the dude has a point. This is where the meat comes from.

Sun, 11/22/2009 - 17:05 Posted by m333r (not verified)

holy shit that was awesome.


holy shit that was awesome. so gruesome and totally cool. If I had to watch a cooking show that would stop me from eating ever, this would be it. An instant weight loss hit.

Sat, 12/05/2009 - 21:18 Posted by gingerkids (not verified)

WTF!!! I can;t believe that


WTF!!! I can;t believe that that was made! It kind of more than rocks. I did not expect to see that at all.

Sat, 12/05/2009 - 21:20 Posted by nmea (not verified)

major awesome. I haven’t


major awesome. I haven’t laughed as much as this in years. thank you!!!

Sat, 12/05/2009 - 21:21 Posted by gargantuamirabilis (not verified)

that was fucking awesome.


that was fucking awesome. more please!

Sat, 12/05/2009 - 21:23 Posted by sanawich (not verified)

What a crappy meal. Taste


What a crappy meal. Taste of Jamaica? This guy obviously has no idea what he’s doing in the kitchen. Douchebag.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 12:38 Posted by me (not verified)

yeah, but he really gets you


yeah, but he really gets you through the basics.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 16:12 Posted by irma

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