Unicorny!


by Irma Arkus

Oh! They do exist?!

Unicorns. They are one of the reasons I have grown to despise a great deal of inane fantasy literature. I can’t deal with the fluffy, goody, and unicorny. Maybe it isn’t so much about the literature, as much as the people – I can’t deal with the actual people who are into this stuff.

This is why the corniest news of the day is this Italian deer born as 1/2 of a twin-pack. The little mutant was hatched with one horn only. So, yes. Begrudgingly, I give you a Uni-Deer. Just don’t show up at the station with “Unicorns: They’re Here” signs. Deal?