Large Hadron Collider B0rken?


by Irma Arkus

Haven’t heard much about the Large Hadron Collider lately? I guess because it’s broken. The Large Hadron Collider was planned to begin in July of 2009, but now that economy is doing less than brilliant, the required $60 million to repair it will be harder to come by, and may experience a further delay.

Even though the efforts to build it cost around $6 billion, the break in a helium tank damaged the collider only nine days after its activation.

If you know anyone with a few million to spare, please do not let them donate it to GM, or Chase Morgan. I can use the dough, and apparently so can CERN.